im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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