Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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