Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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