At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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