so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I got inside last night via doggy door
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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