i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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