just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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