check it out our google latitudes are spooning
no. you can't hotbox the world.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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