She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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