But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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