his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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