i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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