Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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