hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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