if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?