sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice