do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...