STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
You don't make any sense
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