med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
