dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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