i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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