Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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