Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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