that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
