would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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