I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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