I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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