Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Randomize
