and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My ATM looks so different sober.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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