he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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