: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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