The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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