with your own penis?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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