Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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