Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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