he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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