We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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