Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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