if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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