How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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