i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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