no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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