Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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