would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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