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(608): View more from Wisconsin

hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk

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(503): View more from Oregon

There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.

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(707): View more from California

she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute

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(231): View more from Michigan

Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...

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(574): View more from Indiana

We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents

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(419): View more from Ohio

Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.

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