I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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