Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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