Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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