I CAN MOONWALK!
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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