So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
