good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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