I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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