My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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