she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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