She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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