Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
im on a boat
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