that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
