no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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