didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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