i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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