We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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