after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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