we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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